Fortune

We had Chinese food for dinner and this is the first time Joey got a fortune cookie.  He didn't understand how a cookie could tell your fortune.

"Cookies could be wrong you know."

And he also was afraid to risk picking the wrong one.
"What if I get a BAD luck one?"

But in the end, he picked a cookie and read his fortune out loud to us.
"You will soon bring joy to someone new in your life."

He looked up and frowned.
"What?! This can't be for me!  I don't even HAVE a life.  Life's are for grownups!"